April 2, 2009

desperate housewives!xD

Have u ever wondered how it would be to take care of ur own family? You have to do the household chores yourself, like cooking, cleaning, etc. No mamie who cooks for u, no daddy who gives u money! indeed u have to be attentive for the money u spend! So a household budget should be made and kept!

Well.. today we found out that we were not ready yet to keep a house in good condition!O.o we had broken several things already in just 1,5 month? I decided to share our bad experiences with you.. hopefully you will never do such a stupid things as we did! xD

Today was AWFUL!! I was washing longaans (dragon eye-fruit) when I heared kimmy screaming in the bathroom! I thought she had hurt herself so I went to the bathroom to take a look! She told me what happened while roaring with laughter! Guess what?! …the shower hose was cracked! The water was pouring everywhere around!


Then I came up with a glorious -eghumm- idea: I simply grab a tape to close the hole =_=” I thought it could stop the leak but I was certainly wrong! (DAHH! it wasn't a water resistant tape xD)

Also our shower drain was clogged!>< so we tried to unplug it with a toilet ontstopper (don’t know how to call it in English) I was trying to push it several times but soon I gave up because it really smelled like shit! Fortunately kimmy took it over and continued! Ohh lord.. you cannot possibly imagine how disgusted we were when all the dirty terrible things came out the drain after pushing for half an hour! It was a combination of soap scum, hair, rotten things and whatever else sloughs off human bodies into the drain!



Some other desperate moments, like..


..melting kitchen equipments during cooking.. (yes I did it)


..burning food .. (this is what kimmy did.. wuahahah)
However the non-burned ones were delicious!=p


In case my beebiej doesn't want to marry me in the future because of my household works and ways.. I would like to add some pictures of moments where it went successfully.. ^^ actually, the before mentioned things were the ONLY things that went wrong.. =$ trust me!




eghumm.. this is what people calls: a SKILLED housewife! HAHA xD


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